- Joined
- Jan 11, 2009
- Location
- Highland NY 12528
1. You measure distance in hours.
2. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
3. You've used your back porch or the trunk of your car as a
f ridge/deep freeze.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. You drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
7 You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
8. There are quick stops every 1/4-mile, if not, you're in
Pennsylvania.
9. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife kids know how to
use them.
10. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Cumberland
Farms at any given time.
11. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
12. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
13. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas (or a
Union Suit!).
14. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
construction.
15. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when
you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in
town.
16. You know to avoid tractor trailers (or cars for that matter) on
route 209 with Vermont Plates.
17. It's SODA! And people who call it POP make you want to slap them.
18. You don't consider what Domino's or Pizza Hut sell is Pizza.
19. There is no such thing as waiting for the left turn arrow at an
intersection.
20. Your career ambition is to work for NY State.
2. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
3. You've used your back porch or the trunk of your car as a
f ridge/deep freeze.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
6. You drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
7 You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
8. There are quick stops every 1/4-mile, if not, you're in
Pennsylvania.
9. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife kids know how to
use them.
10. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Cumberland
Farms at any given time.
11. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
12. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
13. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas (or a
Union Suit!).
14. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
construction.
15. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when
you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in
town.
16. You know to avoid tractor trailers (or cars for that matter) on
route 209 with Vermont Plates.
17. It's SODA! And people who call it POP make you want to slap them.
18. You don't consider what Domino's or Pizza Hut sell is Pizza.
19. There is no such thing as waiting for the left turn arrow at an
intersection.
20. Your career ambition is to work for NY State.