Two blondes had decided to go on vacation together. They wanted a place where the could camp and hike. So they decided on a resort in the foothills at a lake side resort.
After two days of hiking they were looking for something else to do. While they were discussing their options they walked to the marina to get something to drink. While they were there the saw a sign - "Boats for Rent". After a short discussion between themselves they decided to rent a boat. As they were filling out the required rental paper work the clerk at the marina ask them if they were going to be fishing? They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders in unison and and said "Sure - why not!" So along with the boat they rented fishing tackle as well as bought bait.
Well.... they got out on the lake, baited their hooks and in no time were catching some quality fish. One blonde says' to the other "This is really fun I think we should do it again tomorrow!" The other blonde quickly agreed!
It didn't take them long to run out of bait but that really didn't matter as the rental time was about up as well. Just as the blonde in the back of the little aluminum boat started to crank up the engine the blonde in the front started hollering frantically "Wait...Wait... Wait!!!" as she rumaged though her purse. Perplexed the blonde in the back of the boat waited as requested. Shortly the blonde in the front pulled out a tube of lipstick, leaned over the boat and put a huge red 'X' on the side.
The blonde in the back saw what her friend had done and asked "Now, why, exactly, did you do that???" To which the blonde in the front replied "Well, the fishing was really good here and being as we're coming back tomorrow I marked the spot so we can find it!!!" The blonde in the back of the boat gave her friend the classic "I can't believe you said that!" look and then said: "Well that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard you say and you know as well as I do that takes some doing! Did you ever, in your wildest dreams, consider.... we may not get the same boat tomorrow?"
After two days of hiking they were looking for something else to do. While they were discussing their options they walked to the marina to get something to drink. While they were there the saw a sign - "Boats for Rent". After a short discussion between themselves they decided to rent a boat. As they were filling out the required rental paper work the clerk at the marina ask them if they were going to be fishing? They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders in unison and and said "Sure - why not!" So along with the boat they rented fishing tackle as well as bought bait.
Well.... they got out on the lake, baited their hooks and in no time were catching some quality fish. One blonde says' to the other "This is really fun I think we should do it again tomorrow!" The other blonde quickly agreed!
It didn't take them long to run out of bait but that really didn't matter as the rental time was about up as well. Just as the blonde in the back of the little aluminum boat started to crank up the engine the blonde in the front started hollering frantically "Wait...Wait... Wait!!!" as she rumaged though her purse. Perplexed the blonde in the back of the boat waited as requested. Shortly the blonde in the front pulled out a tube of lipstick, leaned over the boat and put a huge red 'X' on the side.
The blonde in the back saw what her friend had done and asked "Now, why, exactly, did you do that???" To which the blonde in the front replied "Well, the fishing was really good here and being as we're coming back tomorrow I marked the spot so we can find it!!!" The blonde in the back of the boat gave her friend the classic "I can't believe you said that!" look and then said: "Well that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard you say and you know as well as I do that takes some doing! Did you ever, in your wildest dreams, consider.... we may not get the same boat tomorrow?"