- Joined
- Aug 6, 2009
- Location
- St. Louis Missouri
A TRIP TO COSTCO
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>> Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
>> for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
>> when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>>
>> What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
>> little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
>> starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
>> because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
>> pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
>> of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>>
>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
>> it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
>> eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
>> complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
>> mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
>> my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
>> the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
>> an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
>>
>> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
>> laughing so hard.
>>
>> Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
>>
>> Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
>> world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all
>> your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day.
<O</O
>>
>> Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
>> for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
>> when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>>
>> What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
>> little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
>> starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
>> because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
>> pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
>> of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>>
>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
>> it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
>> eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
>> complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
>> mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
>> my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
>> the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
>> an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
>>
>> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
>> laughing so hard.
>>
>> Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
>>
>> Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
>> world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all
>> your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day.
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