The zipper

[southernbassguy]

The Zipper

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step,
only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg with a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large fellow who was standing behind her picked
her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The man smiled and said, 'Well, miss, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly for the third time, I kinda
figured we were friends.