- Joined
- Dec 12, 2009
- Location
- Murfreesboro Tn.
THE PASTOR'S NEW TEETH
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks
for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks
... for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so
bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The
second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more
than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks
for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks
... for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so
bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The
second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more
than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...