- Joined
- Aug 6, 2009
- Location
- St. Louis Missouri
The Love Dress
>
> A woman stopped
> by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked
> on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked
> to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
> totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
>
> "What are you doing?!" she asked.
>
> "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from
> work," the daughter-in- law answered.
>
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
> "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress,"
> she explained." It excites him to no end. Every
> time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
> and ravages me for hours on end. He
> can't get enough of me.."
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the
> lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting
> for her husband to arrive.
>
> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
> laying there so provocatively. "What are you
> doing?" he asked.
>
> "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
>
> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
>
> He never heard the gunshot. :sign0108:
>
> A woman stopped
> by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked
> on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked
> to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
> totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> perfume filled the room.
>
> "What are you doing?!" she asked.
>
> "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from
> work," the daughter-in- law answered.
>
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
> "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress,"
> she explained." It excites him to no end. Every
> time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
> and ravages me for hours on end. He
> can't get enough of me.."
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the
> lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting
> for her husband to arrive.
>
> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
> laying there so provocatively. "What are you
> doing?" he asked.
>
> "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
>
> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
>
> He never heard the gunshot. :sign0108: