- Joined
- Jul 23, 2010
- Location
- Lebanon, MO
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told
Her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,'
Where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's head and could be turned to tighten
Up her skin and produce the effect of a brand
New face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted
'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman
Tightened the knob, and the effects were
Wonderful, the woman remained young
Looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to
The surgeon with two problems.
'All these years, everything has been working
Just fine. I've had to turn the knob many
Times and I've always loved the results. But
Now I've developed two annoying problems:
Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my
Eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said,
'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point
In asking about the goatee.'
Her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,'
Where a small knob is placed at the top of the
woman's head and could be turned to tighten
Up her skin and produce the effect of a brand
New face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted
'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman
Tightened the knob, and the effects were
Wonderful, the woman remained young
Looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to
The surgeon with two problems.
'All these years, everything has been working
Just fine. I've had to turn the knob many
Times and I've always loved the results. But
Now I've developed two annoying problems:
Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my
Eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said,
'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point
In asking about the goatee.'