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Indian With One Testicle
There once was an
Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked
everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any
more.
Then one day a
young woman named Blue
Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up,
grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He
made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do. Years went by and no-one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow
Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
Why ???
OH, come on...take a guess !!!
Think about it!!!
You're going to
love this !!!
Everyone
knows...
You
can't kill Two Birds
with OneStone!!!
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Indian With One Testicle
There once was an
Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked
everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any
more.
Then one day a
young woman named Blue
Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up,
grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He
made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do. Years went by and no-one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow
Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin,
was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
Why ???
OH, come on...take a guess !!!
Think about it!!!
You're going to
love this !!!
Everyone
knows...
You
can't kill Two Birds
with OneStone!!!
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