The Doctors

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A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.​

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.​

'A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'​

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