Sure fire way to get a chuckle...

Dougw

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Joined
Apr 16, 2009
Location
Texas
#1
... a grin... or a laugh - usually.

When I walk into a retail business invariably a sales clerk will eventually walk up n' ask "Can I help you?" With the most ernest voice you can muster look'em straigh in the eye and "[sigh]"... then say "Oh, if only you could of caught me when I was younger - but now I fear it is too late for help!"