Sum*****

Carp

Tennessee Fishing Report Officer
Joined
Dec 12, 2009
Location
Murfreesboro Tn.
#1

Sum*****




A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky .



Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the



farm in force.



By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with



only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.



The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no



remains of anyone.



They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if



nothing had happened.



They hurried over to the man's tractor.



"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see


this terrible accident happen?"


"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the


tractor's engine.


"Do you realize that is Air Force One the airplane of the President


of the United States ?"


"Yep."


"Were there any survivors?"


"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done


buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."


"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.


"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept


a-saying he wasn't ... But you know how bad that sum***** lies.