The United States Postal Service (USPS)
created a stamp with a picture of Barack Obama on it.
The USPS noticed that the stamp was not
sticking to envelopes. This enraged Obama,
who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $11.73 million
in congressional spending, a special commission
presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.