Smitty the dog

90profx

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Liberty Twp., Ohio
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black
Labrador in the middle seat next to the man...
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog
is allowed on the plane.

The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency officer
and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smitty and he's the best
there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says:
Watch this.' He tells Smitty to 'search'.

Smitty jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Smitty then returns
to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says: 'That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat
number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'

'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Smitty to search the aisles. The Lab
sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his
seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent
says, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making note of his
seat number for the police.'

'That's so amazing!' says his seat mate.

The agent then tells Smitty to 'search' again.

Smitty walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for
a moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the
middle seat and proceeds to shit all over the place.

The first man is really amazed by this behavior and can't figure out
how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this, so he asks the
agent 'What's going on?'

The agent nervously replies, 'He just found a bomb.'