Shingles

Carp

Tennessee Fishing Report Officer
Joined
Dec 12, 2009
Location
Murfreesboro Tn.
#1
WHY MEDICARE
COSTS Might be SO HIGH!!!
Bubba had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time
in a doctor's office should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running
their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happenned to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office
and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Bubba said: 'Shingles.'
So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number
and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out
and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles'
So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history
and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles..'
So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test,
an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to
take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently
in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

HOPE THIS MADE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD !!