Redneck wants a divorce

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aroney bassmaster

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Boudreax and Bubba are quietly sitting in da bateau fishing, dipping Skoal and drinking some creme soda when suddenly Boudreax says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Bubba spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of creme soda and says,

"Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find."