- Joined
- Aug 15, 2010
- Location
- east tennessee
- Boat
- 1989 Klassic Thunderbolt 17.5 dual console,nissan 90
Hey all,
A country boy gets a job in the big city with a large company.He does really well and starts climbing the corporate ladder.He gets all of the perks of being on the corporate level,but he's still a country boy.So he's sitting in the jacuzzi at the executive gym,and a few of the other executives join him in the jacuzzi.They're all sitting around having a conversation.one man says"oh! excuse me,I'm getting an email",and looks at his hand.He shows the country boy his hand,and sure enough,there's a little computer screen on his hand.The exec says"microprocessor!The country boy thinks,wow! these guys are fancy.The other exec says"excuse me,I'm getting a call",and holds his hand up to his ear,and starts talking,sure enough,theres a small phone on his hand,"microprocessor"the exec says.The country boy starts gettin a little nervous,not wanting to seem unsavy to the tech world.So he says"excuse me men,be right back".He walks away and tries to think of something fancy,to compete with the execs,so he takes a little strip of toilet paper,and sticks it in his butthole,walks back out to the jacuzzi and says"look here guys,I'm gettin a fax"!
A country boy gets a job in the big city with a large company.He does really well and starts climbing the corporate ladder.He gets all of the perks of being on the corporate level,but he's still a country boy.So he's sitting in the jacuzzi at the executive gym,and a few of the other executives join him in the jacuzzi.They're all sitting around having a conversation.one man says"oh! excuse me,I'm getting an email",and looks at his hand.He shows the country boy his hand,and sure enough,there's a little computer screen on his hand.The exec says"microprocessor!The country boy thinks,wow! these guys are fancy.The other exec says"excuse me,I'm getting a call",and holds his hand up to his ear,and starts talking,sure enough,theres a small phone on his hand,"microprocessor"the exec says.The country boy starts gettin a little nervous,not wanting to seem unsavy to the tech world.So he says"excuse me men,be right back".He walks away and tries to think of something fancy,to compete with the execs,so he takes a little strip of toilet paper,and sticks it in his butthole,walks back out to the jacuzzi and says"look here guys,I'm gettin a fax"!