Ray and Bubba

[Jay Martin]

> Ray & Bubba ( redneck mechanical engineers)
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> were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
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> A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
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> 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
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> 'but we don't have a ladder.'
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> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
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> and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
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> pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six
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> and walked away.
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> Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!
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> We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
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> Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government....
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> ... and helping to design the "stimulus package."
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