Plucky Brits

Joined
Aug 2, 2011
Location
Skiatook
#1
Top this for a speeding ticket...

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick, east of

Edinburgh, were involved in an unusual incident, while

checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North

Road.

One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held

radar device to check the speed of a vehicle aproaching

over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed

was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped

working and the officers were not able to reset it.

The radar had in fact locked on to a NATO Tornado fighter

jet over the North Sea, which was engaged in a low-flying

exercise over the Borders district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a

stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true Iaconic RAF style.

"Thank you for your message, which allow us to

complete the file on this incident. You may beinterested

to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had

automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar

equiptment' and sent a jamming signal back to it.

Furthermore, the Sidewinder air-to-ground missles

aboard the fully-armed aircrafthad also locked onto the

'target'. Fortunatly the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado

responded to the missle status alert intelligently and was

able to override the automatic protection system before

the missle launched."

:cheers: Beats any ticket I ever got!!