One Step Ahead of The Game

OOPSMEN

Senior Fisheman
Joined
Aug 6, 2009
Location
St. Louis Missouri
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Her wedding day was fast approaching and nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, the bride-to-be was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! The bride-to-be asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied. The bride-to-be told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''


A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, the bride-to-be asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, ''of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'' :D;):p