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The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who
demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in
congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
(1) The stamp is in perfect order.
(2) There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
(3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who
demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in
congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
(1) The stamp is in perfect order.
(2) There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
(3) People are spitting on the wrong side.