- Joined
- Jul 9, 2009
- Location
- bessemer, alabama
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
Real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
Real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. <o></o>
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. <o
></o>The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. <o></o>
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. <o
></o>As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' <o></o>
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' <o
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