- Joined
- Nov 4, 2010
- Location
- Shrewsbury Ontario Canada
Jack and Fred weren't the best of neighbours and were always on each others case about this or that.
One day Fred decides he is going to razz his neighbour a little bit with a nasty joke. He says to Jack..."Hey there neighbour, I have a question for ya...What's the difference between your lawn and a public toilate?"....
Baffled Jack replies..."I haven't the slightest idea..."
To which Fred replies "I haven't trained my dog how to use the public toilate yet..."...Fred starts laughing hysterically...
Jack reponds and says "Gee thats a good one, you got me again there Fred...Say, I got one fer ya..."
Fred replies "oh, well lemme have it!"
Jack asks "Whats the difference between a rotten tomator and your wifey?..."
Fred replies "I haven't the slightest?..."
To which Jack replies "Well lets put it this way, I don't often eat a rotten tomator 7 times a day when your off fishin!..."
One day Fred decides he is going to razz his neighbour a little bit with a nasty joke. He says to Jack..."Hey there neighbour, I have a question for ya...What's the difference between your lawn and a public toilate?"....
Baffled Jack replies..."I haven't the slightest idea..."
To which Fred replies "I haven't trained my dog how to use the public toilate yet..."...Fred starts laughing hysterically...
Jack reponds and says "Gee thats a good one, you got me again there Fred...Say, I got one fer ya..."
Fred replies "oh, well lemme have it!"
Jack asks "Whats the difference between a rotten tomator and your wifey?..."
Fred replies "I haven't the slightest?..."
To which Jack replies "Well lets put it this way, I don't often eat a rotten tomator 7 times a day when your off fishin!..."