THE MOST FUNCTiONAL ENGLiSH WORD...
Well, it's sh*t... That's right, sh*t!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t,
And tell others to eat sh*t.
Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shinola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts.
There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t,
shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t,
And some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t,
the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t,
or find yourself up sh*t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like sh*t.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t
and other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh*t,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a sh*t;
or not do so if you don't give a sh*t!
Well, Sh*t, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that i do give a sh*t
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of sh*t.
But, if you happened to catch a load of sh*t
from some sh*t-head...........
Well, Sh*t Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR Sh*tTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and some day's you can't sh*t!
Well, it's sh*t... That's right, sh*t!
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t,
And tell others to eat sh*t.
Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shinola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts.
There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t,
shoot the sh*t, or duck when the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t,
And some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t,
the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t,
or find yourself up sh*t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like sh*t.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t
and other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh*t,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a sh*t;
or not do so if you don't give a sh*t!
Well, Sh*t, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that i do give a sh*t
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of sh*t.
But, if you happened to catch a load of sh*t
from some sh*t-head...........
Well, Sh*t Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR Sh*tTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
Oh, and some day's you can't sh*t!