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- Apr 27, 2010
- Location
- Bethlehem, Georgia
NEWS ITEM: Man killed on golf course
A foursome of guys is waiting at the mens tee while a foursome of women is
hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then
she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten
feetand finally hacks it another five feet
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I
guess all those " F------ LESSONS" I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should
have taken "golf lessons" instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He would have been 43 next month.
A foursome of guys is waiting at the mens tee while a foursome of women is
hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then
she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten
feetand finally hacks it another five feet
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I
guess all those " F------ LESSONS" I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should
have taken "golf lessons" instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He would have been 43 next month.