Machine at Pharmacy

Carp

Tennessee Fishing Report Officer
Joined
Dec 12, 2009
Location
Murfreesboro Tn.
#1
A fellow at his work place tells a colleague of his problem with his soar arm. "I hate to go to the Dr with such a minor issue and the Docs office charge an awful amount of money and file with my insurance." Colleague tells him "Dude, don't go to the Dr.s office. There is a machine at the new Pharmacy, that will tell you exactly what's wrong with you by a urine sample." Fellow says "Come again"?? ...Colleague says "Yes, it's amazing and 99.9 % accurate."

So fellow goes to the Pharmacy, finds machine, takes a cup from holder attached, goes to the restroom for his sample, comes back and pours into machine. The machine generates for a moment and a read comes across the screen. "You have Tennis Elbow. Keep your arm in a sling for 2 weeks and it should get better." The fellow was taken back with amazement.

Later that day, the fellows amazement overwhelmed him and decided he wanted to see if he could mess with the Pharmacy machine. That evening he explained to his family to not flush the toilet after they relieve themselves, due to septic problems.

The next morning, fellow collects the samples from the toilet. Decides to even include the family dog in it and gathers a stool from the backyard. Then, decided at the last minute to put some of his Manhood in as well. Thinking to himself "I'm really gonna give this machine a fit at the Pharmacy by put'n all these samples in of my entire family."

He arrives at the Pharmacy with his Cheshire grin, and empties contents in the machine. The machine does it's normal generating and within a few seconds the screen reads out "Your wife is pregnant with Twins that are not yours. Your daughter is using cocaine and will need rehab. Your Dog has worms and needs medication, and if you DON"T STOP playing with yourself, you'll never got over your tennis elbow."