- Joined
- Jul 23, 2010
- Location
- Lebanon, MO
An old guy was shopping the other day, pushing his cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The younger man says, "That's OK. What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy adds, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, buxom figure, and she's wearing tight white shorts and a halter top. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy replies, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
The younger man says, "That's OK. What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy adds, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, buxom figure, and she's wearing tight white shorts and a halter top. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy replies, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."