- Joined
- May 18, 2009
- Location
- st augustine,florida
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the
day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat
and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was
out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Therefore, Joe did not
know that his brother John's wife had died suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: " Well no! Fact is I'm sort
of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her
bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole
in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy. ;I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four
guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very
good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get
in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted
day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat
and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was
out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Therefore, Joe did not
know that his brother John's wife had died suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: " Well no! Fact is I'm sort
of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her
bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole
in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like
crazy. ;I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four
guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very
good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get
in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted