Hunting Joke

Eesctom

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Joined
Aug 9, 2010
Location
Coral Springs, Florida
#1
Two friends go hunting for Quail. As they are walking along a bird flies out of the bush and one of the hunters takes a quick shot at it. Not paying attention, he accidentally shoots his friend in the back.

The hunter calls 911 in a panic screaming "I accidentally shot my friend ..oh my god what do I do!! I killed him! I think he is dead!" The operator calmly tells him "First thing you need to do is make sure he is dead". The hunter calms down and says ok. He puts the phone down and the operator suddenly hears a gunshot. The hunter picks up the phone and says "Ok he is dead..now what?"