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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today !If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the foregoing, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon ! Makes you proud to be an American!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today !If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the foregoing, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan.A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon ! Makes you proud to be an American!