Genie

Aric11

New Member
Joined
Nov 4, 2010
Location
Shrewsbury Ontario Canada
#1
Two old boys are out fishing one day. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."