Fish or Get Out

Nichor02

Senior Fisheman
Joined
Dec 8, 2009
Location
Byhalia, Ms.
Boat
Polar Craft
#1
Man is fishing on his favorite lake when the game warden pulls up.
Game Warden: Having any luck?
Man: Caught a few.
GW: Nobody else has a clue how to catch them right now.
Man: Is that a fact.
GW: Mind if I go with you tomorrow for a little while.
Man: No problem. I leave the dock at 6 am.
GW: I'll be there.
Next Morning:
GW: Are we ready to go.
Man: Yep
GW: Where's your rods and reels.
Man: I got everything I need.
GW: Well, let's get at it then.
Fishing Spot:
Man pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it into the water. BOOM. Game Warden almost falls out of the boat.
GW: What the hell are you doing. You can't use dynamite to fish with. It's illegal. I'm going to have to arrest you.
Man: Lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the warden, and says, if you're gonna fish with me, you better get busy.