A man
> in the Florida supermarket
> tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young
> produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
> heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the
> manager.
>
> The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
> Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
> manager, "Some a**hole wants to buy half a head
> of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he
> turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he
> added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy
> the other half."
>
> The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his
> way.
>
> Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed
> with the way you got yourself out of that situation
> earlier. We like people who think on their feet
> here. Where are you from, son?"
>
> "Canada,
> sir," the boy replied.
>
> "Well, why did you leave Canada?"
> the manager asked.
>
> The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but hookers
> and hockey players up there."
>
> "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is
> from Canada .
> "
>
> "No sh##!" replied the boy. "Who'd
> she play for?"
> in the Florida supermarket
> tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young
> produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
> heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the
> manager.
>
> The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
> Walking into the back room, the boy said to his
> manager, "Some a**hole wants to buy half a head
> of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he
> turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he
> added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy
> the other half."
>
> The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his
> way.
>
> Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed
> with the way you got yourself out of that situation
> earlier. We like people who think on their feet
> here. Where are you from, son?"
>
> "Canada,
> sir," the boy replied.
>
> "Well, why did you leave Canada?"
> the manager asked.
>
> The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but hookers
> and hockey players up there."
>
> "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is
> from Canada .
> "
>
> "No sh##!" replied the boy. "Who'd
> she play for?"