Everything Is Bigger in Texas

[iceman555]

True Story...Growing up in Alabama talking with my dad about our heritage, At 5'10" and 165 pounds he would jump to his feet throw his shoulders back and puff out his chest and Say "Boy, Ya know everything is BIGGER in Texas, and I was BORN in Texas!" Sizing him up for a moment I would reply " Is that why we had to move to Alabama?"
...A little humor for you Texas guys but 100% true!