Three rednecks are playing golf when it starts to rain. They take refuge under a tree and just as they get setteled lightning strikes the tree and kills all 3. When they arrive at the pearly gates St Peter says I have good news & bad news Good news is that you all will get in Bad news is that I only have room for one until we build an addition. So to see who gets in you will each answer one question the one who ts correct will get in now. St Peter puts them in a room and takes first redneck out and says here is the question what is Easter he thinks for a while and says it is a holiday and i think a fat man gives gifts No i"m sorry that is wrong and he brings out the second redneck and asks what is Easter He thinks for a while and says I'm not sure but maybe it's a holiday in the fall when we eat turkey No I'm sorry that is wrong and he brings out the last redneck and asks what is Easter The redneck says thats easy it is a religious holiday that is in the spring, St Peter is amazed, as the rfdneck continues, The Lord has died and buried in a tomb after 3 days he comes out of his Tomb and sees his shadow and predicts 6 more weeks of winter!!!!
There is still one opening!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is still one opening!!!!!!!!!!!!!