A Mexican, and Arab, and a Redneck Girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says in Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't have to drink out of the same one twice.
The Arab, obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, and pulls an AK-47 and shoots his glass to pieces. He says, in the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't have to drink from the same glass twice either.
The Redneck Girl, cool as a cucumber, downs her beer in one gulp, throws her glass up in the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab stone dead. Catching her glass, and sitting it back on the bar, she says in America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
God Bless America!!
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says in Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't have to drink out of the same one twice.
The Arab, obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, and pulls an AK-47 and shoots his glass to pieces. He says, in the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't have to drink from the same glass twice either.
The Redneck Girl, cool as a cucumber, downs her beer in one gulp, throws her glass up in the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab stone dead. Catching her glass, and sitting it back on the bar, she says in America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
God Bless America!!