- Joined
- Aug 15, 2010
- Location
- east tennessee
- Boat
- 1989 Klassic Thunderbolt 17.5 dual console,nissan 90
hey all,
A man was with his wife in church,the preacher was getting long winded and the man doses off.His wife looks Over at him and gets a little peeved at him.she tales a bobby pin from her hair and gouges him in the arm.About that time the preacher says"who died for our sins people"? The man wakes up and say s "JESUS"!The preacher says "amen brother"!The guy doses back off again,and his wife is really starting to stew.The guy is lightly snoring and really sleeping good.She pops him good this time and about that time the preacher says" all this sinnin is gonna land you where people"? The guy says"hell fire" rubbin his arm,thinkin he's dreamin,the preacher says "amen brother amen"! the guy settles back down and looks over at his wife,she's mad as a wet hen,and he sees the bobbypin in her hand and looks at his arm,and figures out what's happening,so he says to himself,"I'll fix her.So he acts like he's nodding off again,and WOW!His wife is insanely angry this time and she's really gonna jab him good this time,and about that time the preacher says"what did Eve say to Adam in the garden of Eden"?The man jumps up and says"DON'T YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME"!!!
A man was with his wife in church,the preacher was getting long winded and the man doses off.His wife looks Over at him and gets a little peeved at him.she tales a bobby pin from her hair and gouges him in the arm.About that time the preacher says"who died for our sins people"? The man wakes up and say s "JESUS"!The preacher says "amen brother"!The guy doses back off again,and his wife is really starting to stew.The guy is lightly snoring and really sleeping good.She pops him good this time and about that time the preacher says" all this sinnin is gonna land you where people"? The guy says"hell fire" rubbin his arm,thinkin he's dreamin,the preacher says "amen brother amen"! the guy settles back down and looks over at his wife,she's mad as a wet hen,and he sees the bobbypin in her hand and looks at his arm,and figures out what's happening,so he says to himself,"I'll fix her.So he acts like he's nodding off again,and WOW!His wife is insanely angry this time and she's really gonna jab him good this time,and about that time the preacher says"what did Eve say to Adam in the garden of Eden"?The man jumps up and says"DON'T YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME"!!!