Divorce or Murder
> >
> > A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
to
> > the
> > pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
to
> > buy
> > some cyanide."
> >
> > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
> >
> > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
> >
> > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
> > can't
> > give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll
lose
> > my
> > license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will
> > happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
> >
> > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband
> > in
> > bed with the pharmacist's wife.
> >
> > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
> > different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
> >
> > A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
to
> > the
> > pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like
to
> > buy
> > some cyanide."
> >
> > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
> >
> > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
> >
> > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
> > can't
> > give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll
lose
> > my
> > license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will
> > happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
> >
> > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband
> > in
> > bed with the pharmacist's wife.
> >
> > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
> > different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."