Distinction Between Guts and Balls

fats95

BBM's Brewista
Joined
May 17, 2009
Location
Charleston WV
#1
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about
people having the Guts to do something or Balls to do something. But, do you
really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife who is holding a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the azz and
having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.