Well, I got home this morning bout 3:30. Sitting outside with the wife smoking, and I got a great thought. I've been meaning to kill off a bunch of red wasps that I've been having to deal with. So I go inside and grab me 5 cans of wasp spray. (yeah I know, I've been stocking up) So I walk back out and start with the front corner of the house. I sprayed one whole can up into the seam of my vinyl siding.
Then I walk my happy tail down to the back corner and commenced to emptying a can in that seam. I go all around the house and put a can into each corner. Wasps are dropping like flies. I'm thinking, wow I put the whammy on their azz this time. After using all of 5 cans, I remembered there's one big nest in the attic. I grab another can and go inside. I pulled down the attic stairs and climb into the dark upstairs. I know where the nest is, but I don't want to turn on any lights yet. (don't want them to know where it's coming from) I spray my whole can on that nest and I'm soaking everything around it so if they get off the nest, their still doomed. Whala.. I busted their bubble right quick. Hee Hee, I'm tickled with my assault. So I reach over and turn on the light to see the damage.
Little did I know, I killed all of the ones on the nest I was after. I turn and look across the attic, and at the next light bulb, there was probably 50 pissed off large red wasps flying around that bulb. They seen me bout the same time I spotted them. Have ya ever dove out of an attic with a stairway? Trust me, that is hard to do. By the time I hit the floor, they have not only figured out who did this to them, but where that sucker is. I'm trying to pop attic stairs back up and swat these big suckers off me at the same time. Let me tell ya something. Skin so soft body wash, from Avon, is tremendously bad azz when it comes to mesquitos, but a highly irritated red wasp could give a crap less what you are wearing. Anybody that says a wasp can only sting once, can kiss my backside. I have welps on me that I know are the size of a blame quarter.
And truth be known, if you take your time and pull a bee, or wasp, (after they sting you), off of you and just crush him, the rest of them won't attack you. They don't see you flailing around like a fish out of water, and they'll fly right by you. BULLS@%T. There ain't a dam thing you can do but swat like heck at em , and run like hell.
Now, with all that being said, I hope you folks have a great day today. I know I'm not. I'm as sore as a one legged man in an azz kicking contest.
Then I walk my happy tail down to the back corner and commenced to emptying a can in that seam. I go all around the house and put a can into each corner. Wasps are dropping like flies. I'm thinking, wow I put the whammy on their azz this time. After using all of 5 cans, I remembered there's one big nest in the attic. I grab another can and go inside. I pulled down the attic stairs and climb into the dark upstairs. I know where the nest is, but I don't want to turn on any lights yet. (don't want them to know where it's coming from) I spray my whole can on that nest and I'm soaking everything around it so if they get off the nest, their still doomed. Whala.. I busted their bubble right quick. Hee Hee, I'm tickled with my assault. So I reach over and turn on the light to see the damage.
Little did I know, I killed all of the ones on the nest I was after. I turn and look across the attic, and at the next light bulb, there was probably 50 pissed off large red wasps flying around that bulb. They seen me bout the same time I spotted them. Have ya ever dove out of an attic with a stairway? Trust me, that is hard to do. By the time I hit the floor, they have not only figured out who did this to them, but where that sucker is. I'm trying to pop attic stairs back up and swat these big suckers off me at the same time. Let me tell ya something. Skin so soft body wash, from Avon, is tremendously bad azz when it comes to mesquitos, but a highly irritated red wasp could give a crap less what you are wearing. Anybody that says a wasp can only sting once, can kiss my backside. I have welps on me that I know are the size of a blame quarter.
And truth be known, if you take your time and pull a bee, or wasp, (after they sting you), off of you and just crush him, the rest of them won't attack you. They don't see you flailing around like a fish out of water, and they'll fly right by you. BULLS@%T. There ain't a dam thing you can do but swat like heck at em , and run like hell.
Now, with all that being said, I hope you folks have a great day today. I know I'm not. I'm as sore as a one legged man in an azz kicking contest.