- Joined
- Jan 25, 2009
- Location
- Brainerd Minnesota
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS
I vote that we give all the illegal aliens
a cow every time they come across the border and here is why:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow..
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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years,and we're not using it anymore..
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have
The Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this -- you
cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. I mean come on people think about it .... it creates a hostile
work environment.
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS
I vote that we give all the illegal aliens
a cow every time they come across the border and here is why:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow..
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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years,and we're not using it anymore..
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have
The Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this -- you
cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. I mean come on people think about it .... it creates a hostile
work environment.