- Joined
- Jan 12, 2009
- Location
- Liberty Twp., Ohio
Confessional for a teenage boy
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Tommy Hebert?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the girl you were with?
I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Tommy Hebert, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Richey? I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Banks? I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Baker? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Jasper? My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Demarco, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you…. The priest sighs in frustration.
You're very tight lipped, Tommy Hebert, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
As your punishment....you cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go out there and behave yourself.
Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Marcel slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?
Four months vacation from being an altar boy and 5 excellent leads.
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Tommy Hebert?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the girl you were with?
I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Tommy Hebert, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Richey? I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Banks? I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Baker? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Jasper? My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Demarco, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you…. The priest sighs in frustration.
You're very tight lipped, Tommy Hebert, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
As your punishment....you cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go out there and behave yourself.
Tommy walks back to his pew, and his friend Marcel slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?
Four months vacation from being an altar boy and 5 excellent leads.