- Joined
- Nov 4, 2010
- Location
- Shrewsbury Ontario Canada
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snow blower was coming down the block.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Because the snow blower was coming down the block.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.