- Joined
- May 18, 2009
- Location
- st augustine,florida
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth..
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When
finished the devil informs him that there would be no charge for the call
and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why
Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replies, "Since Obama became president of the USA,
the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth..
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When
finished the devil informs him that there would be no charge for the call
and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why
Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replies, "Since Obama became president of the USA,
the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."