Arkansas Humor!!!

THLove0427

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Wildwood, MO
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Two men up in the Arkansas hills were sitting on the front porch talking one afternoon over a cold beer, after getting off of work at the local saw mill.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know 'bout kin, but it'd make us even."