- Joined
- Apr 27, 2010
- Location
- Bethlehem, Georgia
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper
replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give
it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later
in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young
woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature
and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all
lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the
gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
Damn! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my
own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper
replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give
it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later
in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young
woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature
and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all
lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the
gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....
Damn! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!