And Then the Fight Started

[Eesctom]

A woman was feeling down while looking the mirror one morning getting dressed. She said to her husband "My boobs are sagging, I have wrinkles around my eyes, and my butt is big. I feel really bad right now and I could use a compliment." The husband said "well honey your eyesight is damn near perfect." And then the fight started....

My wife asked me what was on the TV tonight..and I said dust..and then the fight started.