An amish man gets married.
On the way home with his new bride, the mule pulling his wagon stops.
The man gets off the buggy, walks around in front of the mule, and tells the mule, that's once.
He gets back in the buggy and off they go.
A mile further and the mule stops again.
The man gets off the buggy, walks around to the mule again. That's twice he tells the mule.
He gets back in the buggy and they head off once again.
Another mile down the road, and the mule stops the third time.
The man gets calmly out of the buggy. Walks up the mule, pulls out his pistol and kills the mule dead.
He walks back around to the buggy, and his new wife is going ballistic.
You idiot she says. Now how in the world are you planning on us getting home. I've never seen anything like this before. You fool.
As she's ranting a raving, the man looks at her calmly, and says, "That's once."
The lady closes her mouth.
On the way home with his new bride, the mule pulling his wagon stops.
The man gets off the buggy, walks around in front of the mule, and tells the mule, that's once.
He gets back in the buggy and off they go.
A mile further and the mule stops again.
The man gets off the buggy, walks around to the mule again. That's twice he tells the mule.
He gets back in the buggy and they head off once again.
Another mile down the road, and the mule stops the third time.
The man gets calmly out of the buggy. Walks up the mule, pulls out his pistol and kills the mule dead.
He walks back around to the buggy, and his new wife is going ballistic.
You idiot she says. Now how in the world are you planning on us getting home. I've never seen anything like this before. You fool.
As she's ranting a raving, the man looks at her calmly, and says, "That's once."
The lady closes her mouth.