Amazingly simple home remedies:

[genxer36]

THESE REALLY WORK!!

I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING

SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
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2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET

SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
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3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF

AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE

ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
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4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT

YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT

THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
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5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.

THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
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6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT

DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE

AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
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7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL

PROBLEM.

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING

BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE

STAIRS.