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Adventurous Business Opportunity (New Business Opening Mississippi Coast)
Date: 2012-09-21, 12:47PM CDT
Reply to this post pirate69@outlook.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Seeking new crew for an established Pirate Business.
Last crew was lost to scurvy in Lake of the Ozarks.
Since the previous crew died and now haunts the boat we are moving location to the Gulf Coast.
Due to the scurvy incident our dental insurance dropped us but we are working on getting new coverage.
We need to fill several positions.
These are first come first serve jobs.
Need a first mate. Must be able to navigate by compass and sextent. Must be clean shaven, the only officer that gets to wear a beard is the Captain. Missing limbs or eye is ok as long as it is all on one side. No prothestics, only pegs/hooks and eyepatches. Experience fighting the kraken a plus.
Need a grappler. Must be able to carry a large knife in your mouth, and climb rigging at the same time. You will be in the crows nest most of the time so having fair skin is probably not a good idea. Ablility to lead the singing of dirty sea chanty's a plus.
Need a cabin boy. High IQ not necessary. If you don't qualify for any of the other positions you would likely qualify as a cabin boy. Your share of the booty is significantly reduced however in the event of a munity you probably won't be keel hulled.
We currently have a jon-boat with a 65HP outboard, however we will commander the first boat we pirate and start using that, slowly moving our way up to large yachts.
I just won an authentic working cannon on ebay so we have our main weapon, however I get to be the first to fire it.
Send resume's via email, scanned copies of any treasure maps will move your to the top of the list.
Location: New Business Opening Mississippi Coast
Compensation: Booty, wenches, rum, hardtack and biscuts.
This is a contract job.
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Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 3286998626
The link will disappear eventually, so I pasted it as posted.
Adventurous Business Opportunity (New Business Opening Mississippi Coast)
Date: 2012-09-21, 12:47PM CDT
Reply to this post pirate69@outlook.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Seeking new crew for an established Pirate Business.
Last crew was lost to scurvy in Lake of the Ozarks.
Since the previous crew died and now haunts the boat we are moving location to the Gulf Coast.
Due to the scurvy incident our dental insurance dropped us but we are working on getting new coverage.
We need to fill several positions.
These are first come first serve jobs.
Need a first mate. Must be able to navigate by compass and sextent. Must be clean shaven, the only officer that gets to wear a beard is the Captain. Missing limbs or eye is ok as long as it is all on one side. No prothestics, only pegs/hooks and eyepatches. Experience fighting the kraken a plus.
Need a grappler. Must be able to carry a large knife in your mouth, and climb rigging at the same time. You will be in the crows nest most of the time so having fair skin is probably not a good idea. Ablility to lead the singing of dirty sea chanty's a plus.
Need a cabin boy. High IQ not necessary. If you don't qualify for any of the other positions you would likely qualify as a cabin boy. Your share of the booty is significantly reduced however in the event of a munity you probably won't be keel hulled.
We currently have a jon-boat with a 65HP outboard, however we will commander the first boat we pirate and start using that, slowly moving our way up to large yachts.
I just won an authentic working cannon on ebay so we have our main weapon, however I get to be the first to fire it.
Send resume's via email, scanned copies of any treasure maps will move your to the top of the list.
Location: New Business Opening Mississippi Coast
Compensation: Booty, wenches, rum, hardtack and biscuts.
This is a contract job.
OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 3286998626