A Woman goes to the Doctor

Carp

Tennessee Fishing Report Officer
Joined
Dec 12, 2009
Location
Murfreesboro Tn.
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just
gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"